Shout-Outs March 4, 2020 – Smutty Shout-Outs If you’re in Toronto, there’s an event happening tomorrow for a great cause. The St Joe’s Neighbourhood Throwdown is taking place Thursday, March 5 at the Junction Craft Brewery, 150 Symes Road, Toronto, at 7pm. This is a community fundraiser featuring three bands, each representing a local By Lainey • Mar 04, 2020 09:33 am
Shout-Outs February 28, 2020 – Smutty Shout-Outs Chris! How has it been 12 years?! How did you forget about you? About us?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We’ve been together longer than Brad and Jen and Brad and Angelina. And most celebrity couples. So I’m counting on you for next year – BE ON TIME. Have the best 2020. By Lainey • Feb 28, 2020 09:21 am
Shout-Outs February 7, 2020 – Smutty Shout-Outs Selene! Rachel is missing you and says you’re the Dr Mindy Lahiri to her Morgan, but you’re even better dressed! More importantly though, working with you made her better – because you’re a physician who sees the potential in people which makes you a workplace leader. Rachel wants By Lainey • Feb 07, 2020 09:18 am
Shout-Outs January 24, 2020 – Smutty Shout-Outs Pam! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND! It’s Lunar New Year weekend too – so look at you with all the lucky vibes to celebrate your day! Harley Mei Ling is GORGEOUS. I don’t have to ask Duana, I already know she approves. As for my secret crush: I’m already starting By Lainey • Jan 24, 2020 09:47 am
Shout-Outs Shout-Outs for January 17, 2020 This is for Linda and Jim, because it’s been a few weeks now, but I know it’s still hard – because Keisha is gone. I also know that you will miss her forever. Which is something Jacek and I just went through last night. Over dinner. We missed Marcus By Lainey • Jan 17, 2020 09:52 am
Shout-Outs January 13, 2020 – Smutty Shout-Outs For Lisa and Travis, because it’s been two weeks since Euclid’s been gone. EUCLID! God I love that you gave her a mathematician’s name and she proceeded to live a life of superiority, exhausted by the simplicity of her peers and their silly catch-and-run-and- By Lainey • Jan 13, 2020 09:03 am
Shout-Outs December 30, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Katherine! Hope your birthday weekend was amazing! And let’s keep it going here – Happy Birthday from Ashley who says you are “always setting an example of how to show up, do the work, and achieve incredible things”. By request, here’s Serena Williams. May you be excellent together in By Lainey • Dec 30, 2019 09:59 am
Shout-Outs December 18, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Rebekah! Happy Birthday! Wishing you many lunges today – because if we can do lunges, it means we are strong, like Celine, our Queen of All Feelings and Lunges. Good luck on your novel, wishing you consistent writing in 2020. And remember what Duana always tells me: “you can’t fix By Lainey • Dec 18, 2019 09:13 am
Shout-Outs December 17, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Ashley! Happy Birthday from Katherine to the friend who always gives great fashion advice and books and TV recommendations. By request, here are Elizabeth Banks and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, excellent birthday angels! And PS. K promises to watch Fleabag for Christmas. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2019 09:31 am
Shout-Outs December 10, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs To the one we call “Fanci”, the princess boss, who looks after her people like we’re the Rachels and she’s the Frank Farmer… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for having our backs and for the movie matinees and all the popcorn. To another year of VIP and Jumanji! And Rihanna By Lainey • Dec 10, 2019 09:19 am
Shout-Outs December 6, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs “Ashley Lynn! Steve and Will.I.Am and Xander and Salty-Dog are so excited to spend their first Christmas in Barbados with you since we all moved from Indonesia! Merry Christmas!” By Lainey • Dec 06, 2019 08:46 am
Shout-Outs December 3, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Today is #GivingTuesday, a day dedicated to giving to your community. If everyone in Canada donated the price of a $5 latte today, we could raise almost $190 million for charities across the country. Please visit CanadaHelps.org if you are able to make a donation to any charity in By Lainey • Dec 03, 2019 09:41 am
Shout-Outs November 29, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Simon! Happy Birthday! Devin is so excited for your upcoming Ottawa adventure – now I’m intrigued. What’s happening in Ottawa? What’s the wardrobe? Can I turn this into a TV show? By request, here’s Beyoncé setting the stage for what will be an unforgettable year. Have the By Lainey • Nov 29, 2019 09:16 am
Shout-Outs November 28, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Enchie! Happy Birthday from Billie who loves you so much, Kanye West has been requested to be included in your shout-out! By Lainey • Nov 28, 2019 09:52 am
Shout-Outs November 25, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Donna – I’m sorry to hear about William. You keep asking me if it gets better. I don’t know that I can say it does because you will miss him forever but I can say that eventually you’ll be able to laugh about him. You’ll laugh at By Lainey • Nov 25, 2019 08:40 am
Shout-Outs November 22, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Anna! Carey says you’ve been a total boss this year, showing the sh-t out of your work. As the Squawking Chicken would say, you can be the hardest worker, you can be the most prepared – and that’s the kind of achievement that no one can take away By Lainey • Nov 22, 2019 10:49 am
