Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise blows up the moon They took out the moon? I just watched a new tv spot for the upcoming Oblivion and I think Morgan Freeman says they took out the moon. Has Michael Bay ever taken out the moon? Is this a Michael Bay movie? What IS this movie??? Tom Cruise’s Oblivion opens By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 11:23 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs Many years ago, I wrote about the hierarchy of celebrity tabloids. In short, PEOPLE and US Weekly at the top, and the bottom feeders are Star, IN TOUCH, and Life & Style. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I rarely bother with a story that By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 11:58 am
Break Ups The new Carrie Bradshaw’s first single Valentine’s Last year on Valentine’s Day, Katie Holmes was just putting her exit plan together, slowly freezing out all of Tom Cruise’s Scientology spies. So she’s single now, and living in New York, and her friends are trying to convince us that: “She's become a real- By Lainey • Feb 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Chills Chills Chills Tom Cruise thinks Tom Cruise could be president Lawrence Wright, a Pulitzer Prize winning writer, is the author of a new book on Scientology called Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief (thank you for using the Oxford comma in the title). The Hollywood Reporter has an online excerpt. Before you click though, make sure you By Lainey • Jan 09, 2013 01:59 pm
Hook Ups Tom Cruise’s signature move Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 11:10 am
Girly Throw Downs Katie on Tom’s weekend Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie By Lainey • Dec 21, 2012 11:58 am
Hook Ups Tom Cruise is “for real” Tom Cruise was on Jimmy Fallon last night. They had a water fight. And he talked, again, about go-carting and motorcycles. It was better than the night before on Letterman, slightly, but Top Gun is still, these days, painfully uncool, “for real”. You know those commercials when they dress By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 04:10 pm
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise the conversationalist God that was painful. Just sat through Letterman’s interview with Tom Cruise last night. It was 3 segments which...if you’re familiar with Dave, you know, normally, only the veteran chatters, the good ones, they get 3 segments. Like Tom Hanks. Or Julia Roberts. George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, By Lainey • Dec 18, 2012 12:42 pm
Xenu Back to back Jacks and Xenu’s rap Here’s Tom Cruise at the London premiere of Jack Reacher last night wearing a lot of blush and bronzer. Contouring makes all the difference, you know? While Tom’s promoting his current release, a trailer for his next release, Oblivion, was released online yesterday. He plays another Jack. So By Lainey • Dec 11, 2012 11:14 am
Media Manipulation Promoting a movie without Katie Last year around this time, Tom Cruise was promoting Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol with Katie Holmes at his side and on his side. As you know, M:I4 did very, very good business, and it seemed like, finally, Tom was over the couch-jumping. And in the dead of the By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 12:38 pm
Katie Holmes Thanksgiving with Dad As presumed yesterday, click here for a refresher, Suri Cruise spent Thanksgiving with her father because Katie Holmes was seen on her way home to Ohio without her. And it’s true. Because it’s the top story on PEOPLE.com right now. Tom Cruise Reunites with Suri for Thanksgiving By Lainey • Nov 23, 2012 01:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Seriously, how long can Tom Cruise do this? The first image from Tom Cruise’s upcoming film, All You Need is Kill, was just released and while the image is not enlightening re: plot (it’s just a shot of Cruise in a futuristic mech suit running away from fire), there was a brief plot description included. Based By Sarah • Nov 12, 2012 11:00 am
Legal issues Tom sues Most of them most the time just threaten to sue. They have their lawyer make a statement to the media all like, “we will be pursuing legal action” but the legal action never happens. Like Ashton Kutcher. And Chris Martin. And Jessica Simpson. Tom Cruise however... Tom Cruise didn’t By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 10:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise: mysterious and lethal This is the trailer’s message -- don’t f-ck with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher because he’s all mystery and stealth killer moves that will hurt you in the night time but not if you’re a woman in his bed. At least that’s what I think By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 05:04 pm
Break Ups Tom’s breaking up with Xenu? Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 01:06 pm
BFFs Single Tom’s new friends The point of this article is that everyone is better off when they’re friends with Emily Blunt. Tom Cruise was out with Matt Damon, Chris Hemsworth, Emily Blunt, and John Krasinski the other night in London. There was a private room. A burlesque dancer performed. Tom has new friends! By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 03:19 pm
