Assy Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s big pressure week Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 01:15 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom and Pea Coat He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 11:39 am
Tom Cruise Buying friends for Tom Cruise You heard about this yesterday, right? Tom Cruise went to India this weekend and when he arrived in Mumbai, 200 fans had gathered to scream and yell for him. Turns out those people, at least some of them, were paid extras, hired for the US equivalent of $3 by some By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 10:34 am
Amazingness Living in the GMD past Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 11:41 am
Amazingness Stick it out, suck it in Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager. Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 11:07 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mission: Impossible & Football Check out Tom Cruise arriving in Tokyo today, to the delight of the Hello Kitties waiting for him at the airport, to kick off the press tour for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, opening on December 21...the same day as The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Ethan Hunt vs Lisbeth By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 10:49 am
Amazingness 5 years for the GMD and Robo Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 09:04 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator By Sarah • Nov 07, 2011 10:14 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom is slick and sensitive They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that matters, By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 02:07 pm
Katie Holmes Tom runs, holds hands This is Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher on the set of One Shot in Pittsburgh. Not surprisingly, it’s a running scene. Meryl Streep has accents. Tom Cruise has running. All The Right Moves was on tv the other night. Have you seen it? Back then, when they made movies By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 11:05 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom is an auror? Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here to By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 06:05 pm
Tom Cruise One Shot haircut Oh look it’s Tom Cruise! With a new haircut! He was keeping it long for Rock of Ages. Now it’s time for Jack Reacher. Yes, Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher in the Hollywood adaptation of One Shot. Tom has already taken a lot of sh-t for this casting By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 05:08 pm
Tom Cruise How Dan is not the GMD Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Cruise. They’re both un-tall. And both rather earnest. And eager to the point of not-coolness...which is cool in Dan’s case because it’s refreshing a young man of his age who doesn’t feel the need to conform to the brooding, hair in By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 04:38 am
Assy Style Why weren’t you at the Xenu party? Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 04:56 am
