Hollywood Closet Don’t tell him what to do on his bike He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question Tom’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s Spanish family weekend Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with Tom who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 01:43 am
Assy Style Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:13 am
Assy Style Great jacket, messy hair Tom Cruise is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:50 am
Amazingness GMD: big gun, big heels? That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:14 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom & Robo: 3 year rocky start It’s their anniversary today and to celebrate the occasion both Us Weekly and Star Magazine feature the couple on their covers, both publications taking it balls to the wall with suggestions that theirs is a contract marriage fraught with drama. Us reports that there are four more years left By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 07:04 am
Katie Holmes Robo morning coffee This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 05:04 am
Assy Style GMD in plaid He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 09:28 am
Style Katie dresses up For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress… So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 01:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s little friend It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 05:15 am
Katie Holmes Tom needs a hug Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Disconnected That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 10:53 am
Hollywood Closet Don’t be a stuck squirrel! Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 04:20 am
Assy Style Robosheer Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu still rules I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and Tom Cruise and that By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 02:58 am
Katie Holmes Robo runs alone I ran the Turkey Trot yesterday – 10 km in support of the Vancouver Food Bank. It’s a great event, very relaxed, an easy-ish route with the hardest uphill at the beginning. Maybe it was too easy. And it was sunny out. Such a beautiful Vancouver morning it felt like By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm
