Famewhores Russian Tom And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s Tom in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 12:54 am
Gorgessity Not tired off Broadway We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with Tom on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 06:05 am
Katie Holmes Airport romance Looks like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went from the Valkyrie red carpet last night straight to the airport. He was spotted in London arriving very late. Not sure if she went with him but the two appeared to be extra affectionate going through security, hugging and kissing and giggling, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:54 am
Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Tom Cruise Hello Kitty Valkyrie You know the Asians. They love them some America star! Soopah stah! And so Tom Cruise arrived in South Korea today, still promoting Valkyrie, almost a modest success in the US, now he’s hoping Hello Kitty will put his film over the top, boost the international numbers. And they By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:47 am
Famewhores Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise Tom Cruise – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:40 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Gere genes A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:31 am
Katie Holmes As if on cue… It was noted yesterday that Tom Cruise had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:28 am
Chills Chills Chills Best of 2008: Xenu the video I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, Tom’s crazy cackle, Tom’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:40 am
Famewhores Glibness and forgiveness Tom Cruise’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 04:51 am
Chills Chills Chills They bought it Tom’s tour of Toronto – a resounding success. But first the new cover of People Magazine: MiniVan friendly, good hair, that famous smile, a glimpse of Little Sci, and the tantalising prospect of seeing Tom’s personal family photos. Please. It’s brilliant. They will eat this sh-t up. Just By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 02:43 am
Hollywood Closet Tom in Toronto Tom Cruise is in Toronto right now – media blitz for the embattled Valkyrie which, am told, is not a bad movie, and a very interesting story, but for Tom’s involvement and he’s completely overshadowed and out-acted by Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, and Bill Nighy. Valkyrie’s success or By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 10:31 am
Chills Chills Chills KatE in control? So Tom Cruise and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: " By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 09:59 am
Hollywood Closet His Pants! There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed Tom Cruise. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 08:00 am
Famewhores Holiday white wedgies! Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:34 am
Famewhores Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:17 am
