Hollywood Closet Tom Cruise: it’s not fake with KatE! KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will By Lainey • May 02, 2008 07:24 am
Quiveration The Better Gay Tom Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:25 pm
Tom Cruise The Mighty Opes Forgives Xenu It all went downhill for Tom Cruise after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 01:45 pm
Xenu Smut Gold, Old, and Shady As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 03:54 am
Xenu Smut Madge Pities the Midge Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack Tom’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:29 pm
Xenu Smut Tomorrow! Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! Tom Cruise has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 09:04 am
Xenu Smut Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is Pregnant Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t? By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:29 am
Brad Pitt Tabloid Wars : The Pitt Wedding The source was Star Magazine – the always, always reliable Star Magazine. The same magazine that slaps a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie break up story on their cover every other week. Star Magazine broke the news on Saturday that the Pitts had wed in New Orleans. The internets went wild, the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:23 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride to Broadway? Katie Holmes is supposedly in talks to perform on Broadway – in Arthur Miller All My Son’s. Click here for more about the production. Katie’s role is not planned to be controversial. On the contrary, she would play a woman in love with a man a soldier who has By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 06:36 am
Hook Ups When the Ex Moves On It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 05:25 am
Xenu Smut Will on Xenu Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. You don"t have to be Jewish to be a friend of By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:24 am
Xenu Smut Tom’s Birthday This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 09:08 am
Tom Cruise Travolta spacey, Tom swarmed This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:34 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Besties and Beards! Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, Tom Cruise and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 01:16 am
Katie Holmes Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 02:10 am
