Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Hates Xenu? Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 03:08 am
Katie Holmes Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice By the grace of Xenu, Tom Cruise is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise In Hiding Don’t f&ck with Xenu. The book is due in January, not for another 2 months, but Andrew Morton, after going underground to write it, apparently has to stay underground even after its release. ESPECIALLY after its release. Which is great news. Because what’s in the book By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 05:14 am
Tom Cruise The Unpopular Cruise There is a reason why Tom Cruise and his Robobride have been hustling so hard on the MiniVan Majority. Because aside from a few famous friends who have ulterior motives themselves, Tom Cruise doesn’t appear to have many fans in Hollywood. And especially not heavyweights Robert Redford and Meryl By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Keith Urban All Eyes on Granny Freeze At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 01:54 am
Katie Holmes Workin’ It Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 01:24 am
Katie Holmes MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s “Amazing” Race Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Becks Talks Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 04:10 am
Tom Cruise The Cover As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age • A By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:50 am
Katie Holmes At Last…It’s Coming!!! Thanks to Larry B for the tip… New issue of Entertainment Weekly, Page 19: “EW has learned that the manuscript of Andrew Morton"s upcoming unauthorized Tom Cruise biography just landed in the New York City offices of its publisher, St. Martin's. The book - due Jan. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise All Time Homo Quiver The most stylish man in the universe and f*ck me…he has to be gay. Who doesn’t covet Tom Ford? Feast your eyes on Tom, all of him, in Out. His sly arrogance, his pompous attitude, his horny-bitch quotes on women, his horny-bitch quote on straight men, and By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:57 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze is Fertile? The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Party Chills At the Beckham Welcome party the other night in LA, everyone was lettin’er rip – dancing to Stevie Wonder, rapping (Will Smith), and making out… almost side by side. Posh and Becks apparently couldn’t keep their hands off each other and same goes for the Tom Cruise and Katie By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride Supports the Mo"s Katie Holmes was let out of Tom’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us a By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Quiveration Overload Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
