Tom Cruise The Ongoing Search for Little Sci Again, for the benefit of his rapacious legal team - please note that what you are about to read is based on conjecture and gossip and rumour and has not been confirmed and Tom Cruise is the most virile man on the planet and his Church is all wise and By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge & Lola in NYC Lourdes kills me. Check out the attitude. The way she holds her chin. Who else but Madonna’s kid? Who else could wear that little cap with such aplomb? Lola is a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory at work. When you break it down, Madonna falls somewhere between By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman and the question of the kids As wedding anticipation approaches fever pitch, many of you have emailed to ask about the kids: Where are they? Why isn’t she ever with them? If she says she’s a good mother, why doesn’t she spend more time with them? Etc, etc, etc. Definitely a juicy gossip By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Searching for Little Sci Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains: Where in the world is Little Sci? Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Good Aging: Glenn Close Why hasn’t Glenn Close won an Oscar? I worship Glenn Close. I have worshipped her since Les Liaisons Dangereuses, as the inimitable Marquise de Merteuil, there is one scene that has to rank in my top 5 all time favourites. When Valmont says to her: “Will it be love By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Gay Midget can"t dance You need a Hoff moment to kickstart your weekend? Take a look at TomTom attempt to groove on BET. You MUST click here. YOU MUST. Quite possibly The.Greatest.Moment.In.Television…like, EVER. Let"s make this crystal clear. It is TOTALLY ok to bop ya head if By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Junkie: Jonathan Rhys Myers So the cast of MI:3 dropped by TRL the other day and you"ll note JRM standing in the middle with the rest of the crew and check out that that layer of clammy sweat all over his face. Is someone jonesin" for a bump or what? By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on the defensive Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Keri Russell Tom in Rome Little Sci"s father made a big production today about how he flew in to Rome just for the premiere and planned to fly home immediately to rejoin his woman and his child. All superlatives apply here. Baby is magnificent, changing diapers is fan-rockin"-tastic, the birth was By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is JenJen pregnant? Could Hollywood"s biggest victim finally be with child? That"s the buzz, especially after new photos of Jennypity surfaced today on JustJared with an imperceptible - almost imaginary - bump and, according to online observers, a slightly slightly slightly fully figure. And we are talking nano degrees By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Bobby Brown Whitney in rehab? That’s the story according to the National Enquirer. And while my first instinct is usually an eye roll whenever I read anything associated with that rag, it"s hard to ignore this one especially since they"ve been right on top of Whitney"s descent into By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jesse Metcalfe Tom"s Parade Interview On the heels of today"s Page 6 revelation that Cruise"s fellow crazies were responsible for rigging a recent Parade poll on his popularity, or lack thereof, I thought I"d share with you some insider gossip originating from the magazine community in NYC. Not terribly By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump Hello Little Sci! The Church of Scientology produced an heiress today, appropriately named Suri Cruise, apparently meaning "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. However, as astutely pointed out by the lovely Jacki F who wrote to me from across the Pacific today, Suri Cruise sounds remarkably like By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All I By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
