Xenu Tom Cruise’s pre-Twilight meadow You know how that meadow is a big f-cking deal to Twi-Hards? Well f-ck off Twi-Hards, because Tom Cruise meadowed first! So you’ve heard about Going Clear? The new HBO Scientology documentary that premiered at Sundance? Word is HBO assembled a team of 160 lawyers to cover their asses By Lainey • Jan 27, 2015 09:29 am
TV Updates Viola Davis: SAGs Best Speech Her white dress didn’t suck either. But it was what she had to say, what she continues to say, that is the only conversation. I love how it started. About how she has to use her imagination when she’s reading to her daughter. Because, frankly, and too often, By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 09:00 am
Media Manipulation Brange working differently Brad Pitt stopped in at Sundance this weekend with producing partner Dede Gardner to support their film True Story, starring James Franco. Just me or is Franco’s Artist smug prick-face being restrained in the presence of a bigger movie star? He almost looks sheepish. On Saturday Brad put on By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 08:04 am
Bad Style Gwyneth and Brad holding hands After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. But pictures don’t happen from By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 09:48 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber: reformed and roastable? TMZ posted a story late last night about how Justin Bieber’s been changing his ways. He’s polite to people now. A couple of times this week in LA, he was out for dinner and paid for other people’s meals because they gave him a seat. Something like By Lainey • Jan 21, 2015 03:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Gwyneth’s weekend on the beach Gwyneth spent last week getting candid during interviews to promote Mortdecai without Johnny Depp. Depp finally decided to show up late last week so for the weekend, we find G in Mexico with friends, showing off the fitness. She looks happy and relaxed. She does not look like she gives By Lainey • Jan 20, 2015 01:23 pm
Maple Leaf Ryan & Eva’s night out Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes stepped out together this weekend to see Don Rickles perform in Beverly Hills. We’ve not seen them papped together as a couple in a long time. So, despite rumours every 2 months, he’s still with her and she’s still with him. And By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 09:51 am
Quiveration Let’s open with Charlie Hunnam It’s a cold, sh-tty Monday to start what will be a long week of work. Everyone’s officially back in gear now. No more excuses about getting over the holiday. Are you facing as many deadlines as I am? Anyway, to make your Monday easier, here’s Charlie Hunnam By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 08:54 am
Bad Style Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works By Lainey • Jan 15, 2015 10:39 am
Amazingness Gwyneth on Howard: Brad, Winona, Ben This interview is so f-cking good it requires two posts… And there was a gap in them posting the second part. It’s Gwyneth on Howard Stern, of course. And it picks up right after she reveals that JayZ and Beyonce are her best famous friends. Howard then leads her By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 01:46 pm
Media Manipulation Gwyneth, Howard, and Chekhov Gwyneth Paltrow was on Howard Stern this morning. She’s promoting Mortdecai. She’s been promoting Mortdecai even though she doesn’t play Mortdecai. Johnny Depp plays Mortdecai. The movie comes out in a week and he’s basically been missing. So, you know, thanks Johnny Depp. Anyway, Howard Stern By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 11:30 am
Hook Ups Is Rihanna hooking up with Leo? Both Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio were in St Barts to celebrate the new year. That’s when the rumours started, even though he was surrounded there by his “type”: tall, white model. On the weekend, they were also both at a pre-Globes party at the Playboy Mansion. Some random then By Lainey • Jan 13, 2015 11:39 am
Media Manipulation Brange pre-Globes It’s been, what?, about a month now since we last saw them on a carpet together, right? Was it the world premiere of Unbroken in Australia? When Unbroken’s Oscar chances looked a lot better? Before the Sony hack, before the chicken pox… Here they are, Angelina Jolie, fresh By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 04:41 pm
Media Manipulation Victoria Beckham’s Ariana Grande It’s 73 Questions with Victoria Beckham. Basically a giant dick suck for her London flagship. And even still, you’ll keep watching. You’ll keep watching how she spends most of the time only speaking from one side of her face. Which, of course, was Mimi’s move…until By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 03:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Pope, Jolie, and Miss Z’s birthday The early report was that Brad Pitt was supposed to join Angelina Jolie at the Vatican for a screening of Unbroken. US Weekly says that due to a last minute change in plans, he was unable to come. But there was a photo opportunity. And here she is, with Pope By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 11:10 am
BFFs Johnny & Manson: middle age high school We’re not starting with the People’s Choice Awards today. Today we begin with Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp, because I’ve just finished reading the Rolling Stone article Meg sent over earlier this week and it’s probably the best celebrity profile of the year, even though the By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 09:58 am
