Keira Knightley Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Pro-love for Jessica Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tori Spelling: the Goddess roars back Payback"s a bitch, bitch! With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: family time My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Brenda"s best quality Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here"s Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career. Say what you will about her By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Karma Face: Claire Danes In London at the Serpentine Gallery event yesterday. Twenty-six going on forty - you see what happens when you steal from a pregnant woman? That"s right, y"all. It"s karma face splashed all over Claire Danes. Feng shui payback at its finest. I mean, look… By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards: back to basics Check out Denise looking remarkably good as a high priced call girl for a photo shoot recently. Kinda puts those Heidi Fleiss rumours into perspective, non? What is it that they always say? Once a whore, always a … what? What is it? And if you"re new to the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Being nice to SJP So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it& By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Kiki D is back to blonde Spiderman has wrapped, Kiki is back in LA, the red is gone, the blonde is back, and I think she looks good. Strange, isn"t it? That in the last 6 months my love/hate relationship with Kiki has melted into indifference? Sure, she needs an attitude adjustment, and By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Cellie: Tori Spelling Doesn"t look like the Us Weekly article did her any favours, does it? Because just a week after her father"s passing, Tori is now being criticised for spending time at the pool with a new brunette "do and a surprisingly ample bottom. I have no By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Faith Hill Everybody Hates Tori It is open war, y"all! And Candy Spelling knows how to play! Which means her pathetic plastic mess of a daughter really has no chance. On the heels of Tori"s ridiculous Us Weekly cover story, Candy and Randy Spelling released a statement today: "We are By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow? Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch! I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney, Kevin, and BooBoo play happy family Us Weekly apparently stole these "private" photos of the Family Federline as we"ve never seen them. You will note that Britney looks curiously attractive here with no discernable foundation melting off her face or eyelashes that are threatening to take on a life of their own. By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling JT & Cam: premature celebration After a brief attempt at freedom, it looks like Justin couldn"t quite cut the cord. And although I was right there, jumping up and down on the break up bandwagon along with every other gossip last week, you will recall the cautionary words of my source on June By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
