Twats Another proud night for the family of dickheads Lindsay and Dina Lohan scrapped last night. They were at a club at 4am. On their way home to Long Island they started slapping each other. Lindsay has a cut on her leg and her ma broke her bracelet. The cops were called on a domestic. No one was arrested. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 12:03 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan is in a sexploitation flick because duh Or it looks like a sexploitation flick anyway. Penned by novelist and professional blowhard Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader (best known for writing Taxi Driver and Raging Bull), and funded largely by Kickstarter, The Canyons stars Lohan and James Deen as a couple caught up in sexual obsession By Sarah • Oct 09, 2012 10:01 am
Twats This is acting. A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark just messaged By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 11:26 am
Twats Lindsay and Dina are the same I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little By Lainey • Sep 18, 2012 04:02 pm
Girly Throw Downs A piece of sh-t on her mountain top Oh but this is rich. As you’ve probably heard, Amanda Bynes keeps crashing her car into other people’s cars. TMZ reports that Bynes is exhibiting signs of deteriorating mental health. And here’s what Lindsay Lohan posted to Twitter yesterday: Why did I get put in jail and By Lainey • Sep 17, 2012 10:52 am
Twats Dr Phil & the Drunk I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 10:24 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of By Maria • Aug 29, 2012 01:13 pm
Twats Lohan and the unions Deadline posted an article last night about the situation on the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie of the week starring Lindsay Lohan after receiving word that two industry unions, one representing actors and the other for crew, made queries about working conditions on production after Lohan's dramatic car accident By Lainey • Jun 21, 2012 02:26 pm
Twats The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ, which has been By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 04:26 pm
Twats Show me the audition tape Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 04:10 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 12:03 pm
Hook Ups Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society. Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they& By Lainey • May 22, 2012 03:49 pm
Twats Life After George While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean... I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses By Lainey • May 16, 2012 11:57 am
Twats Lohan punks Woody, begs Anna Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is By Lainey • May 07, 2012 10:27 am
Twats TV Movies & Tabloids As you know, Lindsay Lohan is officially playing Elizabeth Taylor in a LifeTime TV movie about the legend. A lot of people are upset about this. But why? As I wrote in January, Lindsay Lohan, who once made feature films, is now working for LifeTime. LifeTime! Like, she’s on By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:02 am
Twats You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
