Jock Smut Century Becks David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:59 am
Victoria Beckham All Bones and No Toe Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 10:17 am
Eva Longoria The Gift That’s Too Tight Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:17 am
Victoria Beckham Dining with Posh… and do they swing? David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:16 am
Eva Longoria Shopping with Posh Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:08 am
Katie Holmes Robobride & Mr Armani After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 09:01 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken How Brits Cut No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 06:24 am
TV Updates VB Regular Reality Victoria Beckham: Coming to America totally made my life. And many of your lives too. Clocking in at just an hour, the general consensus was that it was too short. F*ck the critics who couldn’t get with it. Those who were supposed to buy it absolutely bought it. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 09:52 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: downsizing at Target Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 03:12 am
Victoria Beckham She’s So Fashion Posh on the cover of Hello Canada this month after the Spice Girls’ final stop in Toronto. During the trip, she also stopped in at Holt Renfrew to promote DVB and discussed the tour, her clothing line, and of course her ambitions. My favourite quote from the article which she By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 08:08 am
Geri Halliwell Mommy’s Little Heir It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention By Lainey • Feb 19, 2008 01:28 am
Victoria Beckham How He Atones David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’ By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Getting You To Friday… Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:10 am
Victoria Beckham Purple Posh and Open Back She is the star of his campaign this season, featured in a series of print ads (click here for more ads from the Marc Jacobs campaign) beloved by gays and girls everywhere. And you know, when you earn the worship of the mo’s, it pretty much makes your life. By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:46 pm
