Xenu Smut Intro for April 1, 2015 Dear Gossips, So about Going Clear which aired on HBO on Sunday… Haven’t written about it because I haven’t seen it. And I haven’t seen it because it didn’t air in Canada. Canadian distributors have decided instead to give the film a proper theatrical run starting By Lainey • Apr 01, 2015 09:18 am
Xenu Smut The 2 Tom Cruises I love the Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation trailer that Sarah posted yesterday – click here for a refresher. As she wrote, it’s pure ridiculous action movie fun. It knows exactly what it is. It doesn’t aim to be anything more. And Tom Cruise’s level of frustration when he By Lainey • Mar 24, 2015 11:09 am
Xenu Smut Yesterday was Katie Day Remember when Katie Holmes was a ninja? How she left Tom Cruise without Tom Cruise knowing? Secret cell phones and lawyers undercover and a new security team, all in place well before she blindsided him: I’m leaving you. Then it was every day paps with Suri in New York, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2015 10:16 am
Xenu Smut Mission: Impossible 5 may or may not be having issues Depending on who you talk to. Last week, The Hollywood Reporter stated that production on Mission: Impossible 5 shut down for a week while a mysterious unnamed writer worked over the finale to provide the film with a better ending. But, on the same day as THR’s report, M: By Sarah • Feb 24, 2015 11:06 am
Xenu Smut A “timely intervention” After screening at Sundance, HBO has released the first trailer for Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology. There are no faces. Just voices. And reviews from major media outlets. And images of… machinery. Machines for minds. Machines for brainwashing? And words like the ones in the title. “A timely intervention. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2015 10:25 am
Xenu Smut Cruise & Cruz together again Gossip Nostalgia! When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman broke up, he had a brief situation with Sofia Vergara before making Penelope Cruz his bonafide. They were together for three years. Three years is a long time. And then she moved on to Matthew McConaughey. You forgot about that didn’t By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 04:54 pm
Xenu Smut Tom Cruise’s pre-Twilight meadow You know how that meadow is a big f-cking deal to Twi-Hards? Well f-ck off Twi-Hards, because Tom Cruise meadowed first! So you’ve heard about Going Clear? The new HBO Scientology documentary that premiered at Sundance? Word is HBO assembled a team of 160 lawyers to cover their asses By Lainey • Jan 27, 2015 09:29 am
Xenu Smut The Science of Willow & Jaden Smith If you haven’t already, you have to read the New York Times interview with Willow, 14, and Jaden, 16, Smith. It’s a mind f-ck. It’s such a mind f-ck that I don’t know even know how to analyse it. Except to say that for all that By Lainey • Nov 18, 2014 09:45 am
Xenu Smut Birthday Shave The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre celebrated its 45th anniversary on Saturday. I just… I can’t… We can’t talk about Michael Pena. So let’s focus instead on John Travolta who was there with Kelly Preston, because they’re always there, because when they’re not there he By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 09:41 am
Hook Ups Top Gun 2 and a new girl for Tom? Earlier this week, ScreenRant posted an article about the proposed Top Gun sequel and a possible plot: Drones. He’s the grizzled veteran in a world where pilots are dinosaurs. But wait! Can computers really fly planes and out-maneuver the bogeys? Of course not. Because if that were the case, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2014 11:28 am
Xenu Smut Xenu’s mega church This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. IN THE By Lainey • Nov 19, 2013 10:41 am
Xenu Smut Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 10:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Protecting Suri from Scientology Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for calling him a sh-tty father. IN TOUCH’s publisher Bauer Media is fighting back and details from the deposition from their legal proceedings have been leaked to Radar Online. They asked him about Scientology and the impact it had on Suri. Which means By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 04:45 pm
Xenu Smut JT loves his hair The original JT. Because in this business, Justin Timberlake can’t be the only one with those initials. Before he sang and danced, there was John Travolta who sang and danced. And now John Travolta is on the set of his new movie The Forger in Boston working a new By Lainey • Oct 08, 2013 09:50 am
Xenu Smut Intro for September 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, As reported yesterday, on Monday’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, Leah Remini revealed that the Church Of Scientology was “looking for me to fail” on the show so that they could hahaha her in front of all their other members, like that would be the consequence By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 09:03 am
Xenu Smut If you hate Xenu, vote for Leah I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. I do know however that Leah Remini is one of the current season’s participants. Apparently, during the show this week, they aired an edit from her rehearsal and she tells her dance partner, obviously while the cameras are shooting, that: " By Lainey • Sep 24, 2013 12:13 pm
