Xenu Smut Watching Katie’s back Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of Miss Meadows yesterday in Cleveland. I am totally jacking these braids for TIFF. As you can see, Katie seems relaxed and happy at work, not at all bothered by the presence of the paps who’ve followed her to Ohio. In fact, By Lainey • Aug 29, 2013 10:38 am
Xenu Smut Dance Dance Revolution Some alternate titles I came up with for this post: Tangoing with Xenu, Don’t Step on Tom Cruise’s Toes and Will Shelly Miscavige Sit In The Front Row? Leah Remini is confirmed as a contestant on season 17 (how has it had 17 seasons?!) of Dancing With the By Maria • Aug 29, 2013 10:25 am
Xenu Smut Michael Pena loves Xenu? Xenu had a birthday party the other day. It was the 44th anniversary of the Celebrity Scientology Centre and most of the notables who haven’t been excommunicated where there including the usuals – John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, and …Michael Pena? Where the f-ck have I been? I love By Lainey • Aug 26, 2013 12:52 pm
Xenu Smut Lisa Marie breaks up with Xenu? DAME Magazine just tweeted at several entertainment outlets about a new article they’ve posted re: whether or not Lisa Marie Presley has broken up with the Church of Scientology. Speculation about Lisa Marie’s relationship to Xenu has been circulating for months. DAME is now publishing quotes that were By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 06:04 pm
Xenu Smut Back to back Jacks and Xenu’s rap Here’s Tom Cruise at the London premiere of Jack Reacher last night wearing a lot of blush and bronzer. Contouring makes all the difference, you know? While Tom’s promoting his current release, a trailer for his next release, Oblivion, was released online yesterday. He plays another Jack. So By Lainey • Dec 11, 2012 11:14 am
Break Ups Katie, Nicole, and Rupert I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting this weekend about By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
Xenu Smut A Big NOT Sci party Here’s what’s weird: Every night I scan the photo agencies so I can get a sense of what I might write about the next day. These photos were up right before I went to bed – Will Smith with Jada and Tom Cruise and several other celebrities and the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 04:31 am
Xenu Smut Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Xenu Smut She’s with them Jennifer Lopez last night at the Women in Hollywood event, kinda bland and frumpy, and posing with her Xenu bestie Leah Remini who actually looks possessed. Not unlike Katie Holmes. And John Travolta. And Kelly Preston. Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise. And soon… Jennifer Lopez. In a new interview for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 05:01 am
Xenu Smut My Kiki Loves Xenu??? We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 08:01 am
Famewhores Tom in the Middle Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how Tom Cruise loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 03:00 am
Xenu Smut Gold, Old, and Shady As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 03:54 am
Xenu Smut Madge Pities the Midge Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack Tom’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:29 pm
Xenu Smut Tomorrow! Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! Tom Cruise has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 09:04 am
Xenu Smut Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
