As reported earlier, Taylor Swift was indeed in the suite in Kansas City last night as Travis Kelce and KC played the Denver Broncos. Travis rushed for 124 yards, a season high, despite reaggravating the ankle injury that had him listed as questionable to play before the game. Travis suited up though – and that’s going to be the narrative: he had someone to play for, and he put on a great show for her, and now he has nine days to rest before KC’s next game on October 22. Which he can spend… with his girlfriend? 


Like, is this still a situationship or can we call it a proper relationship at this point?

Taylor has shown up now for three out of the last four games. And for this game in particular, she was in LA the night before, at her own movie premiere. So she’s been travelling a lot for cock. And that, by the way, is a throwback to Cameron Diaz, one of my favourite things that she’s ever said. 

It was back in 2010, during an interview with Playboy

"Oh gosh, I can't even count how many times I've gotten on a plane for love. It's not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I'm always traveling for [whispers] cock. You've got to go where it is."

Even though Cameron prefaced her cock-travelling by saying that she was a frequent flyer for love, that was commercial, LOL. Taylor has her own jet, so flying for love or cock, or both, isn’t hard for her. Sorry, sorry, I’ll get off the cock talk… 

And get back to what the status between Taylor and Travis might be now. 


So they’ve seen each other at least once a week, publicly, for almost a month. She’s already met his mother, Donna. Last night she was seen hanging out with his father. 

But that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s serious. So I don’t know that we can give it a label just yet, except for cheerleader. 


Because she’s definitely been Travis’s most high-profile cheerleader. And you know how Taylor cheerleads? Cheerleader Taylor is award show Taylor. Same energy. For over a decade now we’ve been watching Taylor sitting front row at all the music award shows, singing along to every song, cheering for almost every artist, throwing her own party in the audience. And making it easy for the director in the control room to cut away to her. This is the bone she’s throwing at the NFL and its broadcasters right now. She’s giving them constant content. And they pretty much acknowledged it last night on Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime. 


Taylor showed up a LOT during the game last night. Which, of course, was a trending topic on social media. But don’t for a second think that it’s all to the league’s benefit. Because let’s not forget, her concert movie just opened and is expected to win the weekend box office. And the NFL has just given her three weeks of FREE ADVERTISING. 

So she’s not the biggest cheerleader in this situation. She’s the one making them her cheerleading bitch.