Teyana & Aaron: An Oscars Hard Launch

The Oscars were horny this year! The previous post was about whether or not Ralph Fiennes and Chelsea Handler are horny for each other. And this post is about Teyana Taylor and Aaron Pierre being legit horny for each other and making the rest of us horny for them, and just f-cking horny period. This is a couple we may not have even dared to Gossip Genie because it’s too right, you know what I mean? Like how often is it that two hot AF people actually make it real? This is a fantasy come to life…

And in true fairy tale style, they were leaving us bread crumbs? 

People online have been wondering about Teyana and Aaron for a while now, especially since they’ve been at the same events together over the last several weeks. Like here, at the beginning of February, at the Fifteen Percent Pledge Gala:

In this photo they made Lee Daniels basically look like the third wheel:

They were also sat together a couple of weeks later at the Black American Film Festival where she proudly filmed him winning an award: 

The way Teyana was the only one standing up after Aaron accepted the award>>>> pic.twitter.com/7o497OeAaj

— เ (@mjslovaaaa) February 26, 2025

On Oscar night they made the party circuit rounds and staggered their arrivals and entrances, because they were saving it for Instagram. A hard launch! Aaron posted without a caption, but Teyana’s caption, to me at least, is all the explanation we need.

LOOK AT THEM. CAN YOU EVEN!?! 

But you know who’s the best, as usual? Keke Palmer, LOOOOLLLLL. Her comment: 

I’m telling you, within 30 seconds of Teyana posting this my phone was blowing up. Everyone I know was combusting over this confirmation. On talent, on status, on sexiness, on buzz, these two are equals. Aaron is on the ascent, Teyana has long been the moment, one of the baddest bitches in the game. A Hollywood romance we probably don’t deserve, but can we please keep it anyway?!