The Tee is NSFW

I burst out laughing when I saw these photos of Anderson .Paak out last night in LA. He’s enjoying some downtime from touring with Bruno Mars – they just wrapped up six weeks in Europe and will resume performing in a couple of weeks. But enough about his work, let’s talk about this t-shirt.

First of all, I’m not sure if they sell this somewhere or if he had it made himself. And I can’t find out for sure because I’m not about to google it. You are welcome to google it if you want to f-ck up your algorithm like that if you aren’t afraid of whatever might come up in the search but I do not have that much courage.

What makes it that much funnier, aside from his face, because for whatever reason his smile always cracks me up, is that the small font words are basically in the spirit of “Leave The Door Open” which is… stupid, and that’s a compliment. That is a sex you up track, by making you laugh. You can’t tell me those lyrics were written for comedy. A clean house and filets? That’s comfort, understanding, and meditation = C.U.M.

What else happened today...

I completely understand Dustin Rowles’s headline here about Jake Lacy and it’s fresh in my mind because I just started watching Furious a couple of days ago and I couldn’t get through episode three. He’s in a scene with Emmy Rossum and the writing is so devastatingly real, and his performance is so subtly sinister, it was too difficult to continue. So, yes, please stop trusting this man. (Pajiba)

Not a huge fan of the show Mrs Maisel so I appreciate Rachel Brosnahan so much more now that the series has ended. That said… this look is a miss for me. It feels dated, and not in a stylish way. (Go Fug Yourself)

During the first two months of COVID I stopped shaving my legs. I don’t have a lot of body hair so it wasn’t that noticeable but by the time the summer came around, I couldn’t do it anymore because long pants were no longer part of my wardrobe. Keke Palmer, however, consistently lives the unshaved legs life. I imagine it’s freeing, and I respect it, that she doesn’t feel a way about it.  (Celebitchy)

Kaia Gerber writes fan fiction but she’s not all that forthcoming about what she’s a fan of and how she’s fictionalising them except to say they’re “not human”. The first non-human to come to mind for me is Thanos, LOOOOLLLLLL. So now that’s my theory. Kaia Gerber writes Thanos erotica. (The Cut)

I wrote a new piece at The Squawk today about the big feelings I’ve been having about small things, inspired by a chicken burger. My own chicken burger recipe. Is that happiness disguised as narcissism? (The Squawk)