On Monday, Lainey wrote about Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp, the possible new first couple of Young Hollywood. At the time, all we had to go on were a couple of more-than-friendly looking photos. Well the next day we got this…
“They were walking down the street and he stopped her and pulled her close… They started making out for a while, for over a minute.”
Oh, so they’re THAT couple. Making out for OVER A MINUTE is a long ass time. I don’t think I’ve kissed someone in public for that long since, well, ever. But if I was going to do it, it would have been when I was 19 or 22, just like Lily and Timmy. Another eyewitness tells US Weekly that they were “holding hands and seemed like they were in their own little world.” I love young love! If Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp are making out for over a minute and holding hands in public, they’re at the stage in their relationship where they don’t care if everyone knows, right?
Let’s revisit this pic of them walking arm-in-arm.
I mean, they are ADORABLE. This is also the body language of two people who are very comfortable with each other. He basically has his hand in her back pocket à la Sixteen Candles, a classic Peter Kavinsky move. Timothee is totally a Kavinsky.
OMG, do you think they’ve watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before and have tried to recreate the pocket twirl? Or do Timmy and Lily seem like those pretentious young adults who only watch arthouse films? Timmy loves Cardi B. It could really go either way. They are in the right age demo to be obsessed with TATBILB and they are starring in an upcoming Netflix movie together. This is not the real-life Netflix couple I’ve been hoping for but I’ll take it.