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Source Sorry girls…I know this must sting. And sorry to Leo too…because if I were Gisele Bundchen, even as a bitter Dolphins fans, not even I would take a pass on the loin-quiverating hotness that is Tom Brady to go back to Leo’s modelising indecision. Still, in spite of the sickening genetic jackpot, in many ways the Bundchen/Brady hook-up makes a lot of sense. As QB1 of the most successful franchise in recent years, his ego is and should be as heavy as his offensive line. Similarly, as the most conceitedly perfect top supermodel of the decade, Gisele’s inflated sense of superiority doesn’t fall far behind, and better that he end up with someone who can at least challenge him than some bimbo cheerleader who spends most of her time on her knees.

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