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Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment.

Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing!

Am totally obsessed. Even though his jeans could use a darker wash, am still totally obsessed. And as far as bad tall athlete pants go – Tom the American jocko could certainly use a lesson in Euro narrow fits. But at least it’s better than Michael Jordan.

Check out Michael Jordan last month. Michael is a fine, fine, FOINE looking man. Now THOSE are bad pants.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com

Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen in New York relaxing before NFL playoffs, Michael Jordan bad pants

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