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Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift!

How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced…

As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom holds his daughter too… like total novices. I wouldn’t know. I don’t hold babies. But he’s so gracious to accommodate the paps by carrying her face turned out, non?

Like it matters.

Valkyrie is going to BOMB. 

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

Tom Cruise wore wedge sneakers while out with his daughter Suri in New York to promote "Valkyrie".

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