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It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the Tom Cruise’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. 

After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. Tom needs a ride.

But isn’t he amusing? It’s kinda cute, non? Watching a man as powerful as him pine over his unrequited love and giggle uncontrollably, smile for no reason… crushing hard is a universal experience. 

Tom is just like us…

PS. He really needs to stop standing next to men who can dress. Because he can’t. And the disparity is embarrassing. 

Photos from Wenn

Tom Cruise attended the New York premiere of I Am Legend with Will Smith and his family.

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