He still has his hair
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Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s where he derives his mojo.
Here’s Val at the American Music Awards last night, no idea why, fronting like it’s 1984 and he’s still Kazansky in uniform. Or on the beach playing volleyball. Like he’s on the highway to the danger zone, Right into the danger zone.
Check him out. He thinks he’s the Man. He thinks, in that jaunty little hat, posing with 50 Cent, that he can run the club and fly the F16. Hair is power. Fascinating.
By the way…you’ve seen this right?
Photo from Wenn.com
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