Well we always knew Dolly Parton was productive and now she’s talking about her schedule. I mean I thought I woke up early to get sh-t done but Dolly’s up and at it at 3am. That’s two hours before but I get up, when it’s quiet like that and the world is asleep, in my experience you really do get through a LOT of work, uninterrupted. It’s interruptions that are often the barrier to productivity! (Cele|bitchy)


Maria mentioned the Beckhams’ upcoming Super Bowl ad earlier, and Kate McKinnon is also banking some Super Bowl money with an ad of her own, co-starring her cat and Pete Davidson. (EW) 

Demi Moore came through with the outfit of the week last week and since then she’s still bringing it. All the coats and the jeans are excellent. And the hair, as always, is excellent. But I may be partial to her hair because my hair is basically Demi’s – there’s nothing to it except a middle part and straight. (Go Fug Yourself) 


The Argylle cast is everywhere as we approach the movie’s opening on Friday and I know I’ve said it a lot lately but I really did enjoy this movie so much. That might be because I like the cast so much. The aforementioned Bryce Dallas Howard, my fellow ARMY, John Cena, Sam Rockwell that sexy bitch, and of course Bryan Cranston, who was delightful and kind in my interview and delightfully hilarious with Colbert last night. (Pajiba) 

I had never heard of the Russian manicure or the Italian manicure and now the Ukrainian manicure is the big nail trend and now I’m looking at my current manicure and wondering if it’s a basic bitch. (Refinery 29)