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I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay!

Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’s never been an upstager like Posh. She was probably saving this dress for weeks.

Let her have her small victories though. Because while she was busy trying to outshine and out-thin everyone else, David was at the Laker game, chatted up by a few suits, and then by a very attractive socialite type called Francesca Leiweke who apparently enjoys dressing like a flight attendant. Bet your boob job Becks loves to role play!

Look at that body language. No wife in the world approves of this body language. This is a girl sniffing around for a way inside…and while Francesca’s bag may not measure up to the wife’s, she does bear a passing resemblance to none other than Rebecca Loos. And you all must remember what happened there.

Not but seriously…we need a Blair Waldorf really really shallow moment. Because that bag. That bag is so much Fail. No gay man would ever leave Victoria Beckham for a woman carrying that bag. Straight dudes are clueless.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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