What Else?

Not that I’ve been paying all that close attention to the charts and the TikTok music trends the last few days but I’m pretty sure Katy Perry’s song is still not hitting. Wasn’t hitting when she released it and it hasn’t built any momentum. Because the song is bad. And so are the outfits. What is it about Katy that everything she wears, even if it’s luxury, ends up looking so cheap? (GoFugYourself)

Minnie Driver looks amazing in The Serpent Queen. Big ups to the costume and hair and makeup departments for her entire look but also… she is perfect for this kind of role – Elizabeth I!!! – and I would very much like to see her nominated for an Emmy for it next year. (Pajiba) 

Everyone I know who has kids is having to buy not only Crocs but also the accessories that go into the holes of the Crocs. There is a word for them but I did not commit that word to memory, because all I can remember is that the word sounds stupid and I refuse to say it, ever, and I will die on this promise. So when I read this article about how people are accessorising their water bottles? It made me think of the Crocs and whether or not there will be a stupid name to go along with the stupid sh-t people are putting on their bottles. (Slate)

Jennifer Garner was trapped in an elevator for over an hour at Comic-Con and posted about it in real time on Instagram. Naturally she was cute and good-natured about it and, well, it couldn’t be me. I would be the monster. I would be Parker Posey in You’ve Got Mail. (PS I love Parker Posey so much.) I’d be the last person they rescue and if the elevator suddenly shifted and I fell down the shaft, the other survivors would cheer. (Celebitchy)

For years there have been rumours that Diddy was allegedly behind Tupac’s murder. And now Tupac’s family has put together a legal and investigative team to look into those claims and find evidence that could prove it. Diddy has always denied that he had any involvement in Tupac’s death. Doesn’t seem like Tupac’s family believes it. (Hollywood Unlocked)