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Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. It’s all of that and ...nothing. Bosworth’s “it” expired a long, long time ago, if “it” was ever there.

But she’s skinny. And she loves clothes. And Karl Lagerfeld is impressed with the way she sticks her finger down her throat. So she shows up at fashion events, like last night for Chanel, and gets free sh-t all the time, and shows up smug and half smiley, like it’s a f-cking chore to have her picture taken to remind us that she exists.

Sit DOWN Bosworth.


Photos from Jackson Lee/Splashnewsonline.com and Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

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