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See? Friendship with Tom Cruise never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening.

Will Smith… 

Will Smith loves Xenu. 

Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith is at the same time promoting the Church.

Will Smith is a believer. 

In a new interview with Men’s Vogue, Will offered the following:

"I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I'"ve studied Scientology through Tom. Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible…I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is "thetan" that the definition becomes any different."

Someone’s been hittin’ the Xenu Juice hard, non? Even more telling, Us Weekly is reporting that “(Jada’s) more gung-ho about Scientology than Will."

Beard. Purse. True? 

Chills, chills, chills.

Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu!

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