Celebrity Social Media, September 19, 2025
We know Zoë Kravitz has an A+ roster, a generational roster if you will. But Vanity Fair makes a good point in that she is also a solid conscious uncoupler (much like her parents) and appears to stay on pretty friendly terms with her ex-entanglements.
I thought her ex-husband might be the exception but she has complimented him in interviews after the divorce.
The celebrity body scan sponcon is so ick because they all act like they are altruistic sharing this with us, the lowly poors. Hilary Swank takes it one step further with this sage advice: “Get off your butt, eat well, and count your blessings.” LOL, her caption really says that. There’s zero acknowledgement of systemic barriers to healthy eating, food deserts, and that pesky little problem of healthcare access and cost.
Gwyneth Paltrow is mid-rebrand and at the same time, heavily promoting an Amanda Knox interview, which seems completely out of step with the events she’s been doing for Gwyn. And I kind of find it hard to believe that Gwyneth is all that interested in true crime lore. As for Amanda, I mean she’s getting her bag but…we know the story right? There’s a memoir, a miniseries, countless interviews. I feel like we are very familiar with this story.
Lainey, of course, beat me to Rhode this morning and mentioned the Puck story on how brands are no longer building a legacy. With skin care, it’s crazy how quickly ingredients become a trend. Take niacinamide as an example. Maybe it was in skin care five years ago, but no one was talking about it. Very few people were actually looking for it. Now you have to be a chemist to put together a nighttime routine.
Miley Cyrus wrote a ‘peace offering’ to her dad, Billy Ray.
The Cyrus family has really been in flux over the last couple of years, between the mom marrying the daughter’s ex and Billy Ray’s quickie divorce. Just a lot of stuff in the group chat.
Confessions on a Dance Floor 2 is coming in 2026; it’s been 20 years since the first album came out. Madonna rarely goes back to previous era— is this her first ever part two? I don’t want to commit to that because I don’t have time to do research and there are a lot of Madonna historians who will hand me my ass if I’m wrong.
Justin Bieber…born to be a hockey player from Ontario, destined to be a pop star.




