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It’s bright yellow and I’m calling it boring. Because it is. It’s strapless. It’s that trademark Calvin Klein seemingly super-industrial wrinkle resistant material. There’s a belt at the waist. With some flaps at that back. And... that’s it.

But...

This is Zoe Saldana.

I mean, it’s not like you’re working with sh-t here. It’s not like she has limitations, you know?

And at the Met Gala, on this night, I mean, I don’t know why you don’t just bank this dress for some premiere later on and find something more interesting. That she squandered this opportunity almost makes me angry.


Photos from Wenn.com and Stephen Lovekin/Larry Busacca/Gettyimages.com

Zoe Saldana at the Met Gala 2011

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