James Franco and Amber Heard at the The Adderall Diaries premiere last night in New York. I hate myself for writing what I’m about to write:

This is the most attracted I’ve been to The Artist James Franco in a long time. He looks good, non? I like the hair. I don’t hate the beard. Am I on a pre-holiday high? Or is it just because I haven’t read one of his essays/poems in a while?

Then I looked at these shots of him with Amber Heard. In a different world, at a different time, would you have shipped this? It makes a lot more sense to me than Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. And her eye makeup last night was amazing. That’d be a great gossip story though: Amber Heard leaves Johnny Depp for James Franco. If she’s hungry enough (she is), that’s how she can get to the next.