Smutty Social Media, March 24, 2016

March 24, 2016 21:05:52 Posted at March 24, 2016 21:05:52
Maria Posted by Maria

Look at this ridiculousness.



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“Even though HM [Hannah Montana] is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard…” This tribute to her former show is actually poignant.


@realdukeofearles understands the insanity of it all..... Sending love to all my cast members on this anniversary .... To the world it's a celebration of 10 years but for us the journey began way before the world had any clue who the fuck any of us are ..... There was a very long auditioning process, and many chemistry reads which really is what sold the show to the producers and channel because no matter what went on over the years (which none of you have any clue about but It was like the real world but more hormonal teenagers) our love for each other was unquestionable.... Even though I feel disconnected to who I was at that time I will always feel eternally grateful for the opportunity and platform I was given .... None of it would have been possible with out every single person who ever contributed to the series .... From regulars , to special guests (and there were many magical ones @dollyparton πŸ’ž) to creators, crew , directors..... I am where I am because of loyal fans that I am thankful for and of course love dearly all the new angels who support me now..... Even though HM is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard she will always hold a very special place in my heart! Celebrate this day with us! Get real drunk and remember #HM4EVR πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ send pics gettinnnnn buck wild in honor of this special day! ❀️❀️❀️ #letsplayadrinkinggame watch HM and every time someone says her name take a shot! Yiew hew!

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Have you read the Vulture interview with RuPaul? If not, don’t wait. It’s glorious and illuminating. I will give you a teaser:
Q: What do you think of Lip Sync Battle and Jimmy Fallon?
A: Oh, I don't think of it.

Jaime King is (eyeroll) mad at the Fug Girls.


@fuggirls I used to LOVE @hcocks @msmorganzola from #GoFugYourself. I thought they were cheeky, rad chicks that made jokes but with a wink. Now I realize that not only do they exemplify the unending cycle of women bashing other women, but that they are also the new Perez Hilton of fashion "bloggers" (before Perez turned it around realizing that words fucking HURT) I woke up being compared to my friends & peers in a contest of how awful we dress @katemara #rooneymara & @emrata. See pic-the irony is that these guys were just nominated for a CFDA award. No biggie. I once expressed that I was bummed by your commentary & it seems being honest- woman to woman that you're coming guns blazing. Jessica & Heather- I wish you the best, that you weren't exemplifying in such a nasty way a systemic issue of shaming, judging & comparing. This begins for girls from the minute they are born. Just like the kids in school that bullied me for having "weird" style because I had to make my outfits from that which I found at the Goodwill; that "weird" style turned me into something. It's amazing what limited resources can do for your creativity. This isn't some white, privileged chic whining. I guess bullies follow you like a shadow, it is endless. No person deserves it. No person leaves the house thinking "hey, I want to look like shit & can't wait to be judged by the world & a bunch of other women." It doesn't matter if you are going to school, if you work at a bank, if you are a stay at home parent or an actor. We all are doing our best with our own insecurities and lives. Call me the new f-ing Pollyanna - I don't care. Be halfway decent & somewhat nice. Maybe when you pulverize us & all that we do, post a picture of yourselves next to it so we at least can see who is verbally assaulting us. Maybe consider there are REAL hearts, REAL people you are hurting. From the designers, interns, the many people that spend weeks sewing each bead, everyone that has had a dream to make pretty clothes & did. To those that busted their asses to be working actors hoping to entertain humanity in a world filled with pain. Do as you please. Peace be with you.

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Lea Michele visits Au Fudge, because who wouldn’t want to go to a kids restaurant without kids.


The kids table @aufudge πŸ’• @itsbeccatobin @esteestanley

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Photo assumption: teacher is advising student on six pack angles and body lotion.

I don’t know how long it takes most people to write a memoir, but at the rate Kevin Hart pumps out projects I don’t imagine it would take him more than a week.


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