Smutty Social Media, May 25, 2016
Chris Martin and Annabelle Wallis are still going strong. If that sort of thing is of interest to you.
Why only 2 hair pins? What did she need them for? I have many questions about this sticky note.
I would totally use Kevin Hart emojis, even with Lainey, who hates emojis altogether.
My Emoji App will be the Emoji App of all Emoji Apps....I'm going to release it on the biggest weekend of the summer!! Prepare 2 be Amazed— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) May 25, 2016
Nicki’s stripper name, None Salmon, is trending on Twitter. It’s created using the color of one’s underwear and the last thing she ate. Mine would be White Coffee. It kind of works. (Lainey: mine would be None Squash…which does not work at all.)
The Smith kids are deep into Michael Cera these days; he and Willow released a song Twentfortyeight 2.0 (you can hear it on Soundcloud). Now Jaden wants to work with him.
Michael Cera is extremely beautiful.— Willy (@OfficialWillow) May 12, 2016
Twentyfortyeight 2.0 was not made for me-I took the liberty of adding vocals to an existing track Michael made a while ago #clarification— Willy (@OfficialWillow) May 19, 2016
Micheal Cera Please Help Me Finish My Album.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 16, 2016
Isn’t it funny how the paps just happened to be there right after she got her hair done? What a coincidence! The fact that she specifically mentions the brand name of her extensions has nothing to do with it, OK?
Amber schools America on reality TV.
How can people not want to see this movie?! Leslie Jones’s leather jacket alone is making me want to see it.
Of course Vanity Fair used a picture from 2011 to promote this Johnny Depp story. You can still see… who he was. Also I don’t care about the f-cking dog smuggling, I’m over it. Mostly because I’m over him.
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