Emma Roberts: the other MET Chopsticks
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Not gonna rage too hard on Emma Roberts for the dumbass chopsticks in her hair. You know why? Her dress is punishment enough. She’s like the Kate Upton of 2015. You remember Kate Upton’s appearances at the MET Gala, don’t you? They’re tragic. When Kate Upton shows up at the MET Gala, she’s almost always in a “here just wear this” dress. A leftover dress. This kind of dress:
And… that’s what happened to Emma Roberts. In the absence of Kate Upton, her green Ralph Lauren is the stand-in. It’s nothing. It’s cheap. It’s available to you and to me and to everyone. Satisfying, isn’t it? Totally makes up for the chopsticks.