Jake Gyllenhaal & Luke Bracey: Hottest Globes Table Mates
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Unfortunately there are no proper photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Luke Bracey together. All we have is the show. That might be a reason to keep the show, all 3+ hours of it, on your PVR. I am mad at myself that I didn’t record any of those cutaway moments on my phone. And now I don’t have the time to skim through the broadcast and find them. Because, as I wrote on Twitter, I might never recover from them sight of them sitting side by side, burning up their table, burning up that ballroom, burning up my television, burning up my crotch.
You are, no doubt, familiar with Jake’s effect on your blood-flow. Luke Bracey was never my thing until I actually met him. When you meet him, the reaction is primitive, like animal kingdom. You can be all like, “I will never let my body override my brain!” all you want until he walks into the room and starts changing the chemistry of your body. The two of them next to each other? I thought even the camera started sweating.
As you know, Jake spent the holiday in St Barts. He was there for quite a while, stayed right up until Friday with Greta Caruso before heading to LA for the Globes to present Deadpool for his apparently now good friend Ryan Reynolds. They’ve a movie called Life coming out in March. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are good friends with Taylor Swift. You think she’s ever come up?