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The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre celebrated its 45th anniversary on Saturday. I just… I can’t…
We can’t talk about Michael Pena.
So let’s focus instead on John Travolta who was there with Kelly Preston, because they’re always there, because when they’re not there he ends up, well, you know, getting a massage. And as you can see, John’s chin… appears to be bare.
Where is the chin growth?
Wait, have you forgotten the chin growth? I will remind you:
Anyway, it’s gone. Maybe he shaved it for Xenu’s birthday. Maybe that was his sacrifice to the supreme lord leader. As if he hasn’t sacrificed enough already.