IN TOUCH reported this week that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom had broken up. When I wrote about the story the other day, I included a few “ifs”. Which is what has to happen when a story originates from IN TOUCH/Radar/OK/Women’s Day Australia/other lower tier tabloids – you throw the “ifs” in there because, well, their accuracy averages are for sh-t. In this case maybe a little wishful thinking.

Turns out Orly was with Katy for Thanksgiving and he showed up on her Instagram, holding a baby:

It was an Instagram story that also featured family members, including her dad, who was seen at one point teasing Orly. They’re as tight as they’ve always been then. And Orly, for now, will stay relevant-adjacent.