Take care back there with Cottonelle Care
You might think, given my (lack of poo) issues, that toilet paper isn’t that important to me. Wrong. It only makes toilet paper even more important. Because I don’t go very often, when I do, it gets kinda, um, delicate back there. Jacek is super cheap. But toilet paper is something he knows he can’t be cheap about. It’s a matter of great sensitivity. Softness is important. After all, we’re talking direct contact here. Firmness is important. It must not tear – and you can read that however you like. Soft and firm, think of toilet paper then like a pair of great breasts. It must be approachable. It should stand up for itself. It should be first class in your home – as a service to your own private areas and those of your guests. I JUDGE a home that provides sub-standard toilet paper. If you’re offering Cottonelle Comfort Care I’m impressed.
This is where Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Toilet Paper and Cottonelle Fresh Care Cleansing Cloths come in. They are designed to work together for a clean you can feel. Or not feel. If feeling something down there afterwards is what we’re trying to avoid…
Tell us how you can work Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Toilet Paper and Cottonelle Fresh Care Cleansing Cloths into your routine and enter for a chance to win a Cottonelle prize pack consisting of $50 of Cottonelle products, as well as a $150 WaySpa gift card. If interested, email firstname.lastname@example.org with “Cottonelle Routine” before EOD Friday, December 20, 2013 to enter. Two (2) prize packs are available, each valued at $200 CAD. Standard contest terms apply. Good luck!
And make sure to visit facebook.com/cottonelle to talk about your bum!