Tom Cruise: single man standing

September 29, 2014 19:58:11 Posted at September 29, 2014 19:58:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise is working Mission: Impossible 5 in London. No breaks on the weekends, I guess, as he was seen on set yesterday double-fisting a Blackberry and an iPhone/Pod. Me too!

So here’s what I was thinking today. List the top movies – universally considered to be Top Movie Stars, male:

Denzel Washington, married
Will Smith, married
Robert Downey Jr, married
Brad Pitt, married
George Clooney, married – GEORGE CLOONEY IS MARRIED
Johnny Depp, engaged
Tom Cruise…

Tom Cruise…?

Single man standing.

Come on. You thought Tom Cruise would be married again before you ever thought George Clooney would.

That’s an essay assignment at the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies.

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