The Swoki World Tour
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As mentioned yesterday, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston took off for Rome after visiting with his family in London and after visiting with her family in Nashville. That’s three countries and counting in less than three weeks, like Will and Kate after they got married – they’re touring their love so that people around the world can experience it and share in their joy. OMG come to Canada, Swoki! Please come to Canada!
As for the joy?
Don’t for a second think that one is more joyous than the other, because this is equal joy. She, of course, can’t get enough of showing you her joy. But his joy might actually beat her joy.
He’s joyous when he’s kissing her:
He throws his head back in joy after kissing her:
He listens with joy when she’s talking at lunch:
He’s so grateful with joy so he has to give it to her hand:
Seriously, this is the greatest Instagram account ever created. And this is why Taylor’s joy is unbothered by Kanye’s most recent art-troll. So far. Later, later there will be time for outrage and a revenge song. Later we will hear about how the most wonderful, joyous time of her life, when she fell in love with the love of her life, was (ever so slightly) marred by Kanye’s Famous video. That’s your cue to feel sorry for her, so put those feelings in the bank, make sure you don’t forget the combination on that safety deposit box, and pull them out when she tells you to. Because Taylor Swift will never waste your feelings.
Attached - Taylor and Tom out for lunch and taking a private helicopter ride in Rome today.