Douchebags Armie Hammer’s dirty laundry is getting aired out (again) Earlier this summer, we learned that ID channel and Discovery+ (the “girls only” side of streaming, apparently) were making a true crime documentary called House of Hammer, about the various misdeeds of the maladjusted Hammer family, which includes Armie Hammer. Of the series’ potential, I said: I’m not sure By Sarah • Aug 11, 2022 11:22 am
Douchebags Intro for July 15, 2022 Dear Gossips, Over the last couple of weeks, there has been some back and forth over whether or not Armie Hammer is working at a resort in the Cayman Islands. His lawyer said he is not working as a hotel concierge, but now Variety is citing “sources” that he is, By Sarah • Jul 15, 2022 09:14 am
TV Updates Armie Hammer(’s family) is getting a true crime special This feels a little exploitative. ID and Discovery+ have unveiled their upcoming true crime slate, and it includes a special on the Hammer family, as in Armie Hammer’s family, and will explore “a dysfunctional dynasty with its male characters exhibiting all the devastating consequences of privilege gone wild.” I By Sarah • May 20, 2022 03:24 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Kenneth Branagh and Gal Gadot in Death on the Nile Fresh off his Oscar nomination for Best Director, Kenneth Branagh is back in mystery mode, starring as Hercule Poirot and directing his second adaption of Agatha Christie, Death on the Nile. I mostly liked his first effort as Poirot and directing Christie, Murder on the Orient Express, but found the By Sarah • Feb 11, 2022 03:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Armie Hammer is still in Death on the Nile The much-delayed Death on the Nile is set to finally premiere on February 11, 2022 (supposedly, let’s see if anything changes over the next couple of months). A new trailer dropped yesterday to remind everyone that this movie exists, and unlike the first trailer, which was borderline camp, this By Sarah • Dec 22, 2021 12:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Gary Oldman, Evangeline Lilly, and no one else(!) in Crisis In the vein of Steven Soderbergh’s narcotics opus Traffic, Nicholas Jarecki’s Crisis follows three different storylines attacking the opioid epidemic from different angles: big pharma, law enforcement, and street user. Someday, someone will make a definitive film about the opioid epidemic in America, but Crisis is not that By Sarah • Mar 05, 2021 03:57 pm
Douchebags Armie Hammer: Another Bad Week January 2021 has not been Armie Hammer’s best month. Pretty sure you don’t need a refresher on why but just in case, you can revisit Maria’s posts about it here, here, and here. Basically it’s been alleged through leaked messages he supposedly exchanged with former lovers By Lainey • Jan 29, 2021 01:20 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Is Crisis an Armie Hammer biopic? In the wake of his sexts and cannibal DMs, Armie Hammer has been largely silent. The one statement he issued was a rebuke that also covered his withdrawal from an upcoming project with Jennifer Lopez (Josh Duhamel is in talks to replace him). But some movies are already made starring By Sarah • Jan 28, 2021 03:11 pm
Top Reads Dropping the Hammer I didn’t choose the Armie Hammer life, the Armie Hammer life chose me. This is my third post on him in a week (catch up here and here) and who would have ever thought it would come to this? Certainly not me, but here we are. The latest development By Maria • Jan 14, 2021 11:40 am
Top Reads 50 Shades of Armand Last night, Lainey texted me about writing a followup on Armie Hammer’s DMs (catch up on my first piece here) and I had to ask her what was new. She sent me a link on the cannibalism DMs and I was like oh ya, I read about him wanting By Maria • Jan 13, 2021 12:34 pm
Douchebags It’s Hammer Time There were two lanes on social media on Sunday: processing the events that led to an attempted coup in the world’s most powerful nation and Armie Hammer’s alleged DMs. I will be in the Armand express lane. If you saw “the Michael Phelps of f-cking” on Twitter and By Maria • Jan 11, 2021 11:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Armie Hammer and the horse head Today in But Why news, it has been reported that Armie Hammer will star in a limited series called The Offer, about the making of The Godfather. This is not to be confused with Francis and The Godfather, a movie which will star Oscar Isaac and Jake Gyllenhaal and is By Sarah • Dec 02, 2020 10:09 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Armie Hammer and Lily James in Rebecca Ben Wheatley’s adaptation of Daphne du Maurier’s Rebecca is equal parts lavish and hollow, like a visit to a luxury department store—many fine goods are on display, but it’s just a bunch of f-cking handbags, Charlotte. Rebecca, already made to perfection by Alfred Hitchcock, tells the By Sarah • Oct 21, 2020 03:49 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Rebecca returned Everyone loves a remake of an already perfect film, so get ready to welcome Ben Wheatley’s Rebecca with open arms when it premieres in October. No matter how much Wheatley or anyone else insists this is not a remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s Best Picture-winning psychological thriller, it will, By Sarah • Sep 09, 2020 03:25 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Kenneth Branagh is back with his ferret-face The first trailer for Death on the Nile, the sequel to Kenneth Branagh’s Murder on the Orient Express, dropped this week, so you know what that means…it’s the return of Kenneth Branagh’s ludicrous Hercule Poirot mustache! In Orient Express, Branagh’s first turn as Poirot, I By Sarah • Aug 21, 2020 01:30 pm
Break Ups Hammer Solo Does it seem like during this pandemic, gossip has gone so old school? For decades, one of the most well-known moves in celebrity PR was the Friday Dump. The idea is that you bury a story on a Friday afternoon, when people are checking out, in the hopes that people By Lainey • Jul 13, 2020 11:14 am
