Donatella Versace Gossip

Yesterday when I posted about Gisele Bundchen, I mentioned that I wasn’t sure if I’d be including her in today’s Met Gala coverage because of what happened last year, when she and Tom were co-chairs for the Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons exhibit and couldn’t be bothered to dress to theme. Full Story

Sorry. I don’t mean to yell at you with the capitals. But… the only way I can convey my feelings or, more specifically, the feelings that Celine Dion is allowing me to feel IS BY SHOUTING AT YOU WITH THESE WORDS. Full Story

Derek Blasberg is in Nashville and he’s already hung out with Reese, Lily Aldridge and Holly Williams (Hank Williams granddaughter). How does he coordinate his social calendar, by Q Score?   🇺🇸 RED, WHITE & BLONDE 🇺🇸 @reesewitherspoon Full Story

Kate Hudson wore that obvious white Versace dress at the Golden Globes, you remember? Click here for my assessment. Basically… too easy. That’s all this is. You have a good body? Let’s pick a dress to show off how good your body is without any creative design elements. Full Story

Hi Sasha:  My man is rejoining the military after being out since a few months before we started dating 2 years ago. I've never really known anyone who's been in the military before I met him. He's joining a "gentler" branch than the one he used to be in.  He will be training for a very important job: flight engineer. Full Story

Is it just me kissing Italian ass or does the workmanship coming off the runway in Italy look a lot more solid?  Full Story

And skinny as f-ck. And blonde. And, um, well, you know, in the face. Sh-t vs diarrhoea. Here’s Donatella Versace in blinding yellow in London last night and the wife of Kevin Federline Jr in Miami the other day, also in blinding yellow, at a book signing because... WHY? Every time I ask the question, at no time do I understand. Full Story

Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace attended the White House Correspondents’ dinner together both matching orange. I’m telling you: he’s getting uglier. Turns my stomach the manicured facial hair and the way his lips are the same colour as the rest of his face. Gross. Considering their past fondness for the hard blow, putting them together could be disastrous. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey showed up at the Whitney gala last night without his scowly wife. Replacing her on his arm was none other than Donatella Versace who…well… you know what I’m about to say, I don’t have to say it, because all of you are feeling it: she’s raping your eyes. Full Story