There was a party for Eva Mendes’s 41st birthday last week. It happened at a roller rink. The pictures were too expensive for our budget. Click here to see. The baby, Esmeralda, was there too, covered in a carrier.

Now these pictures I can afford – Eva at the Four Seasons yesterday.

When I was growing up, 41 felt so…remote. So…SOOOOOO old.

But 41 now. I mean that’s my age. And maybe this is delusional but the way I’m see myself in my head is not how I saw myself then, right now. Basically what I’m trying to say is that I’m not too old to date Ryan Gosling.