I mean, it doesn’t get better than Hugh Jackman. He’s so nice, he’s so funny, he’s talented, he’s gorgeous.

But can he pull off a terrible, terrible haircut?

Hugh is working on a new movie with Neill Blomkamp and he posted this photo of his new hair on Instagram: Caesar-ish on the top and sides, and longer at the back. It’s the haircut of child touchers and rapists, at least in my nightmares. Maybe now that Hugh Jackman’s wearing it, he can redefine what this hair means. Maybe now that Hugh has adopted it, it’ll no longer represent creeps and drunk aggressive assholes but kind and sensitive and sexy beasts. I say no, but maybe you say yes.