Sienna Miller, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Julianne Moore are among the long list of celebrities arriving in Nice today ahead of the Cannes Film Festival. Let’s start with Jake, because we were talking about him yesterday and whether or not the photo I linked to was of him having breakfast/lunch with Ruth Wilson or Rachel McAdams – click here for a refresher. Most of you who emailed are convinced it’s Ruth.

So for the 6th month in a row, Jakey and Ruth might be together or they might be really close friends. For the next two weeks, however, unless she makes an appearance on the Croisette, which would pretty much slam dunk it, Jake will at the Palais every night as a member of the Cannes jury, alongside Sienna Miller, among others. That means seeing a lot of movies…and going to a lot of parties.

Boat parties.

Rich as f-ck Euro cheese celebrity boat parties. Where are you Leonardo DiCaprio? Because, you know, he tries not to miss this. Because this is exactly the kind of life he lives for. What does it look like? The Hollywood Reporter has a great story today about the kind of debauchery that goes on in Cannes. Like billionaires vomiting all over their staterooms. And escorts provided all over the place. And wealthy men comparing yachts like penises. It’s a great read and it gives you an idea of the kind of environment the Leos of the world totally thrive in. Click here. (Thanks Julie!)