In other Leo news, there was an article posted at the Daily Beast yesterday called Inside Donald Trump’s One-Stop Parties: Attendees Recall Cocaine and Very Young Models and the reason this is relevant here is because Leo shows up. Author Michael Gross shares his experience encountering Donald Trump at all his various New York parties etc and then this paragraph:
I also wrote a book about the modeling industry and heard stories about Trump but didn’t write them because he wasn’t important in it, just another rich guy buying a date farm, perhaps for his friends, perhaps for himself. This wasn’t pejorative, just how things were. (Leonardo DiCaprio, at the height of his “Pussy Posse” fame, thanked Trump for offering “one-stop date-shopping.”)
I mean… it’s not like you didn’t know this about Leo. It’s not like you’re unfamiliar with his girlfriend requirements. But do you ever really stop to picture how that happens? What does the “one-stop date-shopping” actually look like? What happens when two men both have their dicks set on “May” or “August”? Or “Blonde #17”? Is it like an auction? Do they pass out paddles at the door?