Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement.

It started around midnight last night:

Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal

Possessive and jealous, as usual, Lilo seems to imply that Sam is cheating on her with someone from 90210?

Then she accuses Sam of lying because she’s working:

Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest

This is followed by a tweet that suggests that she crashed the HBO party:

Hbo security sucks

And finally, Lilo says she’s heading out the door with a sly dig at the Ronson Family, and it’s widely known that they hate her.

@samantharonson off to another country, send my love to your family lol :)

You will note, she tweets at Samantha every day, multiple times. Samantha almost NEVER tweets back at her. She does however tweet at some of her other friends who will no longer associate with Lindsay. Like Nicole Richie.

And what’s even better is that Lilo isn’t just ignored by Samantha, she’s pretty much also ignored by everyone else. She’ll tweet at celebrities like Sarah Silverman, Emma Roberts, anyone she desperately wants to befriend, making it sound like they’re so tight.

They’re not tight.

But she keeps shooting her crack tweets into the dark hoping someone will accept. F-cking embarrassing. Can’t get enough.

As for that story about her freaking out in New York at the Bowery – the new issue of Us Weekly reports that the incident went down on September 12th and not the 17th as originally reported. Lindsay couldn’t find Sam, or something, and so she tossed a room service tray at a hotel room door thinking it was Sam’s.

It was not Sam’s.

The patron opened up and gave her sh-t.

Crank bitch turned around and accused the patron of assaulting her.

The police came, believed the patron, and removed her from the hotel. Here she is in LA this weekend, loopy as f-ck, trying to find her way to her car.

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