Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please.

At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter:

Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex

I’ve screencapped it because, as you know, she’s prone to deleting and pretending it never happened. Again with this Samantha Ronson abuse accusation. Every two weeks she happens to run into her ex-girlfriend, every two weeks she claims Samantha is either punching her or kicking her or spitting on her. On off weeks however she switches gears – sometimes she tweets cutesy little inside jokes at Ronson, sometimes she declares that she’s the most talented DJ in LA, sometimes, she links to a funny article like a recommendation. Ronson never writes back directly. But she did answer. About an hour after Lindsay’s post, Samantha tweeted:

Guess what didn't happen tonight......

Lying, broke, stalker.

Lohan Pride.

PS. Miley’s not on Twitter anymore.

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