Was I supposed to know that Mandy Moore has a boyfriend? How did I miss this? Because I swear I care!
Check out Mandy yesterday with Taylor Goldsmith. Like her ex-husband Ryan Adams, he's a musician. He's the lead singer of the band Dawes. But is he as punk as f-ck as Ryan Adams? Please. No one is as punk as f-ck as Ryan Adams. Which means she's ahead. Because if Ryan Adams is what you get when you love someone who's punk as f-ck, you know, the kind of guy who namechecks The Smiths for inspiration, maybe you stay as far from punk as f-ck as possible. This dude seems pretty ordinary. And there's nothing wrong with ordinary. To quote Dave Grohl:
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
