Little G of Cambridge?

Hot Harry is over it already.

Like I said, while everyone else in the world was fapping over the birth of the new king, Harry was getting sunburned in the garden at Kensington Palace, enjoying the fact that no one was paying attention to his summer parties and how often his girlfriend Cressida Bonas was over. And instead of hustling up to Bucklebury and begging to hold the baby, Harry and Cressida hit up the WOMAD music festival this weekend to drink beer out of plastic cups and make out in the rain.

Check him out in what looks like a grey trilby. Hot, right? Cressida’s the one in the blue slouchy beanie. Photo Assumption? I say he’s keeping an eye on her.